IYLYFDW: Don't call me for the number for a different hotel. I live up north. I have no idea what the number for a hotel in Tampa is, and if you can call me, you can call them.

Don't poo in the pool. And if you or your child does, TELL ME.

Don't use the window as a door. Seriously. Not cool. And at 3am, the front lawn is not a football field.