If you love your front desk worker:
~Don't crank call from your room. Your room number shows up on my phone.
~Don't write passive-aggressive notes on your folios. Just tell me there is an issue and I'll take care of it.
~Don't blow up three boiled eggs in the lobby microwave and not say anything.
~Don't announce you want to pay in cash after completely checking out and signing the credit card information.
